Wednesday, September 13, 2006

mayhem in no co

from espn:

"Northern Colorado backup punter Mitch Cozad has been arrested on suspicion of stabbing starting punter Rafael Mendoza in his kicking leg, and police said Wednesday the motive may have been competition for the first-string job. "

when i read stories like this, i wonder about the small, unmentioned details, such as:

1) was crazy mitch wearing a mask and gloves when he stabbed poor rafael?
2) what did he stab him with (my guess is a screwdriver)?
3) did he mistakenly stab the wrong leg first and then have to hit the other one after realizing his mistake?
4) do punters receive scholarships at universities?
5) if so, why is there still poverty?
6) did mitch say anything while he stabbed rafael, such as "nice hangtime in the last game!" or "your backup is WAY better than you!" or "punters named rafael SUCK!"?

it's sick, i know. but i am fascinated by stories like this. i mean, how in the world does someone (a punter!) get so desperate about starting in a football game that he would stab the guy starting ahead of him?

if you aren't sure what a punter is, let me explain. this is a punter:



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Blogger Michael said...

That whole post was an excuse to brag about San Diego's Punter, wasn't it?

7:17 AM  

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