out of the ashes

last month i alerted you all (11 of you now apparently) to the punter-being-stabbed-by-a-psycho situation. i hope you wept with me as we saw a young man's punting career put in serious jeopardy.

now we have an update! apparently young rafael is recovering, though with deep emotional scars. hopefully one day soon he will hang a deep 60 yard punt on opposing teams. imagine the headlines:

'phoenix' mendoza pins southern-central idaho/washington on the 2 yard line!!!

please join me in a moment of silence for the most bizarre sports story since tonya harding realized she had gigantic hips and got jealous of nancy kerrigan.